Monday, January 21, 2008

Michael Moore: Not As Crappy A Filmmaker As Originally Thought

Anyone who reads this blog knows that I am an annoyingly loyal supporter of Newstarget.com (I would drink the raw, organic kool-aid if they sent me an article telling me to do so). The site has transformed the way I look at food, food politics, and really, entire political, economic, social and cultural systems.
Newstarget spreads truth and information to those of us who seek it, and for that, I am in awe of my Health Ranger, Mike Adams, and the staff who consistently champions the message of health freedom.
That being said...
WTF IS UP WITH THIS MOVIE TRAILER? It reminds me of collages I made in sixth grade: not cohesive, ill-conceived, unorganized, inartistic, and BAD. Peep the dude "Bobby Rice" in the clip. He never says a word, gazes off into the distance (totally tuning out Mike) and it appears he STARTS BITING HIS FINGERNAILS while the Ranger pontificates about "ignorant consumers." (!!) And what's up with the tiny monkey statue the camera randomly zooms in on?? Are they likening consumers to monkeys? Further, are Taco Bell self-serve soda machines responsible for my not being able to secure a bank account?
Oh man, just watch it.

Trailer For "All Jacked Up"

2 comments:

coppercrotch said...

wtf was that? you would think that the health ranger would have so many great ideas...his brain must be so much healthier than the average man. the monkey statue was unexplainable!

coppercrotch said...

mike adams should eat a superfood to enhance creativity...