Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Defamer.com: Decidedly Way Funnier Than Me

This is the hot link I've been forwarding like mad: Paris Hilton Brings African Orphans The Bikini Headshots They So Desperately Need

If the headline doesn't reel you in, (outside of there being no way to save your humorless soul) perhaps this quote can prod you out of your deep, dark (annoying) depression,

"...she signed a stack of photographs featuring the humanitarian star of The Hottie or the Nottie striking a seductive pose in a white bikini. (A gesture which only confused some of the younger children, who proceeded to gnaw on the headshot, assuming it was was some kind of flatbread ration.)"

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