So this douche, who believes in played-out, idiotic and popularly destructive notions of 'love at first sight', becomes the star of his own Tom Hanks mind-sapper and creates a MyPixelatedMegRyan-website after seeing - SEEING - a girl. Once. On a subway. Why am not surprised that he is 21? Why am I not surprised the chick was wearing a red flower in her hair...and fucking blue tights? (Anyone else smell the reeking Drew Barrymore brand of flakiness?) Why am I not surprised that I feel spumescent jealously and hope he gets her pregnant and they are forced to move to New Jersey or Connecticut? Wasn't Lance Bass in a movie about a gay subway encounter? Or wait. He is gay? Anyways: DUMB.
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